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The Alliance that Pedals Together Stays Together

Last Saturday was the annual, sometimes semi-annual Ride with ProZac Ride (that position for events title creator is still open). This Ride happens pretty much every time ProZac comes into town. I...

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It’s high time we held a Mooseknuckler Cup, don’t you think?

Every time KB and I go to SLC, the conversation on the way home revolves around moving there. It’s easy to get caught up in the idea that our SLC peeps get together often and get rowdy. We always end...

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Mooseknuckler News

Look, it’s not my fault you’ve been living under a rock. I have done everything in my power to make sure that everyone knows about the up and coming event that is sure to knock the socks off of...

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The Alliance visited the Cathedral of the Goose on this Sabbath that was...

I am humbled to report that the Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers spent this Sabbath on a Sunday at one of our most famous of cathedrals. I speak, of course, of the Goose. A ride that has...

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Ride bikes. Get rad. Fuck Yea!

The first Mooseknuckler Cup happened about seven years ago. It was early Autumn in Logan. The fixie craze was going strong the world over and the Polar North that I was calling home at the time was no...

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An Ode to Parking Lots

I’ve been a resident of Southwestern Utah for quite some time. I grew up on 400 West, went to West Elementary, Dixie High School, Dixie College before heading off for colder pastures. I feel confident...

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The Personification of a Cluster Fuck in Motion

I’m a true believer in that I always try to attend church wherever I am. I don’t think any of you would dispute this fact, I am one of the faithful. However, I have my limitations. I won’t be the first...

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Mooseknuckler News: Mystery Event Unraveled

And the winner(s) are Darin Oar and Angeline (I may or may not have spelled that incorrectly) who stomped on all the competition on a couple of cruiser bikes taking the Mooseknuckler Cup by about five...

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A Case Study in Mondays

When I was on my third or fourth time revising the schedule of the 20 or so guys’ lives that I have to schedule, I realized that I had Monday off after the 25 Hours of Frosch and I knew that was a...

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Moments like these

It was a long time ago, in a place and situation very familiar to us all that I first learned what the bicycle was going to mean to me throughout my life. It was my first solo ride on Gooseberry and it...

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The Awe is in the Journey

Can you drive to a place and still be awe inspired by it? The short, obvious, over simplified answer is yes. And as if that lead up wasn’t enough of a foreshadow, the long answer is no, no you cannot....

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Project Shred Sled

It’s a new year. I got a new bike. One that I’ve already been told by one Carl doesn’t make any sense for me because I don’t know how to shred, well, he said you don’t jump, but whatever, same diff. To...

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The Alliance’s Triathlon

There’s multiple reasons that we call him Shelby Sticks. This past weekend the Alliance hosted the first, probably not annual, Dark Canyon Triple Threat Triathlon (we really need to figure out shorter...

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Progression

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Do Unnecessary Shit

I giggle a little. I can hear the typical banter behind me. Mama Bear and Rocklicker are following Kenny and I around a mesa. As these things go, I rode something that wasn’t “on trail.” This used to...

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Noise

I’m not entirely sure what I am looking at. Standing about 30 feet from our tent trying to absorb the warmth cascading from the rising sun, my head is clear, my body is cold, and I can’t quite figure...

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I love bikes!

I walk out the back door a little anxious as I am leaving with just enough time to get to work. My bike is sitting just out the door as it usually is. I grab it and begin walking it around the corner...

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Kona stole my idea

Ok. I certainly can’t claim originality for the mid-week overnighter and Kona did make a pretty cool video about the idea, check it.

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Make Mountain Biking Hard Again

This is not a sustainable grade. This thought is interrupted as my rear wheel tries to spin out. My body immediately auto adjusts in an effort to keep traction on the loose rocks I’m riding over while...

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Means to Ascend

Apparently, we aren’t the only ones to think this is a good idea.

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